One day, a lady housekeeper came to her employer.
Maid: "madam, I would like to have asked for a raise .."
Mrs: "why do I have to raise your salary?"
Maid: "there are 3 reasons mistress .. First I cleaned the house cleaner than a mistress."
Mrs: "Who told you that?"
Maid: "Mr. sources say the lady".
Mrs: "oh ..."
Maid: "The second, I cook better than a mistress."
Mrs: "Who told you that?"
Maid: "Mr. sources say."
Mrs: "oh ..."
Maid:: Third, I am in bed greater than the mistress. "
Mrs: "huh !!! What also hosts say !!? !!"
Maid: "Not mistress .., but the hosts next door who said, if the lady is less good in bed"
Mrs: "Ssssstt !!! You asked for ride how ???"
Maid: "madam, I would like to have asked for a raise .."
Mrs: "why do I have to raise your salary?"
Maid: "there are 3 reasons mistress .. First I cleaned the house cleaner than a mistress."
Mrs: "Who told you that?"
Maid: "Mr. sources say the lady".
Mrs: "oh ..."
Maid: "The second, I cook better than a mistress."
Mrs: "Who told you that?"
Maid: "Mr. sources say."
Mrs: "oh ..."
Maid:: Third, I am in bed greater than the mistress. "
Mrs: "huh !!! What also hosts say !!? !!"
Maid: "Not mistress .., but the hosts next door who said, if the lady is less good in bed"
Mrs: "Ssssstt !!! You asked for ride how ???"
what advice can be taken?
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